Top 99 Funny Farewell Quotes for the Coworker You Love (and Hate)

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Saying goodbye to a coworker can be bittersweet, especially when that coworker has been a significant part of your work life – for better or worse! Whether you're celebrating a beloved colleague's departure or secretly rejoicing at the exit of a difficult one, a funny farewell message can lighten the mood and make the occasion memorable. This list offers 99 funny farewell quotes, categorized for your convenience, to help you find the perfect send-off message, regardless of your feelings.

Farewell Quotes for Coworkers You Love

These quotes express genuine appreciation and fondness for a departing colleague.

1. "We'll miss your contagious laughter (and questionable coffee choices)."
2. "Don't worry, we'll keep your desk warm… until someone else takes it."
3. "Goodbye, and good riddance to all those questionable office snacks you've been hoarding!" (Said with affection!)
4. "It's not goodbye, it's 'see you later'… hopefully at a much more interesting location than this office!"
5. "May your new job be filled with less drama and more office supplies."
6. "We'll miss your insightful contributions (and the occasional office dance-off)."
7. "So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, adieu! We'll miss you tons, you goofball!"
8. "Your cubicle will never be the same without your unique brand of chaos."
9. "Thanks for putting up with us. We'll miss you!"
10. "You're leaving, but the legend of your amazing [insert skill or quirk] lives on."

Farewell Quotes for Coworkers You...Tolerate

These are more neutral, suitable for colleagues you're not especially close to, but with whom you've had a working relationship.

11. "Best of luck in your future endeavors… may they be less stressful than this place!"
12. "It's been… interesting working with you. Good luck!"
13. "We’ll miss your… presence. (Or lack of it, depending on the day)."
14. "Safe travels! Don't let the door hit you on the way out… gently."
15. "Goodbye! We'll remember you… uh… vaguely."
16. "May your new office have better coffee."
17. "Farewell! And may your next office be slightly less chaotic."
18. "Good luck! We hope you find a job where the coffee machine is consistently working."
19. "We wish you all the best in your next role. And slightly less complicated colleagues."
20. "It's been a pleasure… sort of. Goodbye!"

Farewell Quotes for Coworkers You (Secretly) Hate

These quotes offer a slightly more sarcastic tone, perfect for a coworker you are less than thrilled to see go. Use with caution!

21. "Well, this is awkward. Goodbye."
22. "Don't let the door hit you… or, you know, anything else."
23. "We're all a little less stressed now, aren't we?"
24. "So long, and thanks for all the fish… of questionable origin from your desk."
25. "Good riddance! Just kidding… sort of."
26. "Enjoy your new job...if you can find one that's not as terrible as this one."
27. "Don't forget your stapler. We don't want to be burdened with your belongings."
28. "I'm sure your new colleagues will appreciate you as much as we did."
29. "We'll miss your… distinctive work style. (Said with a subtle eye-roll)."
30. "We're not crying, you're crying!" (Said while secretly weeping with joy).

Funny Farewell Quotes Based on Specific Situations

These are tailored to particular situations and will help you add a personal touch to your farewell.

For a Coworker Who Was Extremely Organized:

31. "You're so organized, you'll probably find happiness on a spreadsheet. Good luck!"
32. "Your filing system was legendary, almost as legendary as your farewell party."
33. "May your new office be as meticulously organized as your current desk.”
34. "We'll miss your color-coded organizational system...and the occasional lecture about it.”
35. “Farewell, master of spreadsheets! We’ll be forever in awe of your organizational skills.”

For a Coworker Who Was a Slacker:

36. "Enjoy your newfound freedom from deadlines! (Just kidding…or am I?)"
37. "May your next job have less responsibility and more nap opportunities."
38. "Don't worry, we'll miss your unique 'approach' to work."
39. "Good luck with the next challenge... finding a place as laid back as this one."
40. "Your absence will be... noticeable. (In the 'tasks-not-done' sense)."

For a Coworker Who Was Always Late:

41. "Don't be late for your new job! Unless you want to start the cycle all over again."
42. "We'll miss seeing you race in just before the meeting begins."
43. "Your punctuality (or lack thereof) will be missed."
44. "May your new commute be slightly less…eventful."
45. "Good luck making your new boss less angry than ours were about your late arrivals."

For a Coworker Who Loves Coffee:

46. "May your new office have a limitless supply of caffeine."
47. "Enjoy your new adventures, and may they be as caffeinated as your life here."
48. "You’ll be missed, especially by the coffee machine."
49. "We'll miss our coffee breaks together and your amazing coffee knowledge."
50. "Farewell, fellow caffeine addict! May your next office have a better coffee machine."

For a Coworker Who is Retiring:

51. "Retirement: It's not about what you do, it's about what you don't have to do anymore. Enjoy!"
52. "Enjoy your retirement! We'll miss your stories (and wisdom… occasionally)."
53. "Time to trade in those spreadsheets for golf clubs!"
54. "Happy retirement! May your days be filled with sunshine, relaxation, and less work email.”
55. "Enjoy your retirement – you've earned it!"

For a Coworker Who Got a Promotion:

56. "Congratulations on the promotion! Now you can boss us around from a bigger office." (Said jokingly!)
57. "We're proud of you! Now, be kind to us as we remain in our current roles."
58. "Congratulations! Remember us small fry when you're running the whole company."
59. "Enjoy the corner office! We'll be visiting for your spare office supplies."
60. "Congratulations! Now you're the one to answer the annoying questions… have fun!"

General Funny Farewell Quotes:

61. "You'll always be in our hearts... and in our group chat."
62. "Goodbye, friend. It's been real. It's been fun. It's been real fun."
63. "We'll miss you terribly...said nobody ever. Just kidding! We will miss you."
64. "Don't forget to update your LinkedIn profile. We'll be stalking you."
65. "We're sure you'll do great things! (But don't come back.)"
66. "Farewell! You were tolerable, most of the time."
67. "We'll miss your [unique quirk, talent, or annoying habit]"
68. "And to think, we all shared a coffee machine. Goodbye, old friend."
69. "Good luck, and try not to burn the place down."
70. "May your new job be less stressful than sharing a break room microwave with eight other people.”

Farewell Quotes with a Touch of Sentimentality (But Still Funny)

These are slightly more heartfelt but maintain a light-hearted tone.

71. "It's been a pleasure working with you, even when you accidentally set the printer on fire."
72. "I'll miss our water cooler chats. You've got some hilarious stories, I can’t deny that!"
73. "You’ve taught me so much. Mostly that I should never attempt to do a project alone on a Friday afternoon."
74. "I never thought I’d become so fond of someone who constantly ate my snacks. We'll miss you!"
75. "Thanks for being such a great coworker, even when you were wearing that questionable shirt."
76. "Here's to new beginnings and happy memories made together. You're one of a kind!"
77. "We'll miss our inside jokes, the endless hours of gossip, and our occasional shared moments of professional brilliance."
78. "Best of luck in your future endeavors! May your new office be filled with laughter, collaboration, and surprisingly few passive-aggressive notes."
79. "I'll miss our chats and your humor. You’ve made coming to work a lot less dreadful."
80. "Farewell, my friend. May your new journey be even more exciting and successful. Cheers to lasting friendship!”

Short & Sweet Funny Farewell Messages:

81. "So long, and thanks for all the [coffee/snacks/help]."
82. "Goodbye, don't be a stranger!"
83. "Good luck! We'll miss you (maybe)."
84. "Farewell! Enjoy the freedom!"
85. "Have a great one! (And don’t come crawling back)."
86. "Later, gator!"
87. "See ya!"
88. "Best of luck!"
89. "Peace out!"
90. "Adios!"

Funny Farewell Quotes Incorporating Popular Sayings:

91. "May the force be with you...in your new job!"
92. "Live long and prosper… and make sure you bring treats to the office Christmas party!"
93. "Hasta la vista, baby!"
94. "May your coffee be strong and your Monday mornings be short."
95. "Let's keep in touch! Or not, depends how crazy your new job is.”
96. "Remember me when you're famous!"
97. "We'll miss you more than words can say...but not that much."
98. "Don't forget us little people!"
99. "May your next adventure be filled with fun, success, and slightly less crazy coworkers."

Remember to tailor the message to the individual and your specific relationship with them. A well-chosen funny farewell quote can make a lasting impression and leave your coworker with a smile.